angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
quagmath: kogasa: shelbop: SPELL ICUP OUTLOUD okay! i-c-u-p… wait… *le gasp* o H N O!! I ve been Le Trolled
koalinmorgan: shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird like….
windicuffs-tier: windicuffs-tier: what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even talking about
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
peetasboxers: peetasboxers: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ATTRACTIVE ATTRACTIVE YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU ATTRACT PEOPLE
rneerkat: thoughtsofmeerkat: girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life please dont ever use this pickup line
calipornographic: WE HAVE THIS ANTI-BULLYING PROGRAM AT OUR SCHOOL AND WE HAD TO WATCH A VIDEO WHERE THE PRINCIPAL OPENS A YEARBOOK AND FLIPS TO A PAGE WITH JUST A PICTURE OF A KID WITH HIS EYES CLOSED AND IT ZOOMS IN AND AS SOON AS HIS EYES OPEN KATY PERRY STARTS PLAYING LIKE “I’M WIDE AWAKE” AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AND THE TEACHER GAVE ME A DIRTY LOOK
octupac: school…more like..dumb…follow for more clever jokes
7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: bruh
best-of-funny: the-nestene-consciousness: seifukucat: here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work oh what the everloving fuck X
edwad: long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
girlhearted: how to make children put the thing in the thing wait for a little bit baby